Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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