Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
peoples
heads?
Because they're headcases !
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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