"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy
but it may be the
other way around."
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.
Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.
Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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