What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.
Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.
Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.
Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.
Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
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Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.
Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.
Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.
Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
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