What did the little kid do with the
dead
battery?
He buried it.
What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?"
There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in.... Well, you know the rest.
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What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?"
There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in.... Well, you know the rest.
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