Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A:
Tea Rex?
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
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