A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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