What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
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