Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog !
What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
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What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
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