This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't
think what possessed her.
Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!
What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
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Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!
What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
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