What do you get when you cross Bambi with a
ghost?
Bamboo.
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
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