Why do apes climb to the tops of
buildings?
The elevator men are on strike!
Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
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Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
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