Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because they've lost their locks.
Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
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Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
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