Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got
up earlier and caught the school bus like
everyone else !
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light
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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light
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