What word allows you to take away two letters
and get one?
Stone.
Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"
Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.
Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.' Josh wrote back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.
What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.
Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.
What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).
When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
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Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"
Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.
Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.' Josh wrote back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.
What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.
Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.
What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).
When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
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