Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .
What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.
What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.
What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.
What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."
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