Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight
dinner?
A. A power failure.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
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Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
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