Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
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Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
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