What does it mean to come home to a man who'll
give you some love and tenderness?
You're in the wrong house.
Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.
How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
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Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.
How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
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