If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
The quarter,
because it has less sense (cents).
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.
Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.
What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
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If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.
Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.
What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
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