What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
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What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
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