A small boy is sent to bed by his
father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had
your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of
water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of
water?"
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.
When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.
What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups.
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.
When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.
What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups.
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.
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