Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage
In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
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Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
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