How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a
sty-scraper!
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
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