Q: What is the difference between a liberal
and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.
The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.
Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
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Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.
The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.
Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
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