The top toothbrush salesman at the company
was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He
replied
"It's easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his
display of
brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like
this, and
then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the
customers. He
laid out his chips and dip. His boss said, "That's a
very innovative
approach" and took one of the chips, dipped it, and
stuck it in his
mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible!" his boss
yelled. The salesman
replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"
An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."
Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, that's just to keep the moths away.
Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars. The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale. The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat." And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat. The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish." And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
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An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."
Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, that's just to keep the moths away.
Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars. The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale. The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat." And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat. The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish." And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
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