Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes
and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at
math!
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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