Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !
What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !
What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
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