Where do astronauts leave their spaceships
?
At parking meteors !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!
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Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!
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